That our support tech quits putting small amounts of laughing gas in our oxygen tanks for fun
That our boss chooses anything but country music on our long drives back from an emergency response
That “customers” call us first when an incident happens rather than “spreading things around ” before we get there.
That the diaper service quits calling us for “transportation of dangerous goods.”
That we someday have a “hazmat tech’s calendar.” (those firefighters have all the fun)